I almost had a date

Posted: 01-22-2009, 02:00 AM
I was near the YMCA, helping out by taking out the trash and I saw this
woman going through the garbage. I said to myself, Hmmm, here is a lady who
seems to be interested in me. We are both in the back alley, dealing with
garbage and she looks inviting to me. After she put down the trash, I
started talking to her.

I then started rubbing myself with Da Lamb Chop and once she saw me, she ran
away screaming. I was so close to getting to know an actual woman.

Oh well, off again to be alone.


I almost had a date


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Re: I almost had a date
Posted: 01-22-2009, 06:11 AM
measekite wrote:
> I was near the YMCA, helping out by taking out the trash and I saw this
> woman going through the garbage. I said to myself, Hmmm, here is a lady
> who seems to be interested in me. We are both in the back alley,
> dealing with garbage and she looks inviting to me. After she put down
> the trash, I started talking to her.
>
> I then started rubbing myself with Da Lamb Chop and once she saw me, she
> ran away screaming. I was so close to getting to know an actual woman.
>
> Oh well, off again to be alone.
>
>
you are not the original measekite, you are FAKE. this is just your
desperate effort to TRY to be funny. ITS NOT WORKING

Im amazed how with so much stupidity in you, you manage to actually type..

it must be some autonomic function of your hands...

Why dont you get lost?

No one likes you or wants you here
 
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