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Vista is like a beautiful woman...

Posted: 11-07-2006, 12:01 AM
Vista is like a beautiful woman...

AFTER the marriage!

1) Its fat and slow to react
2) It costs a lot!
3) Its ugly and to get over its ugliness it depends on cosmetics (eyecandy)
4) It snores in bed (disk thrashing even when you are not using it)
5) You cant have sex with it nor would you want to!
6) It needs all the latest expensive jewelry (accessories) just to say hello
in the morning
7) it makes the husband (user) a victim.
8) It makes you forget the good ol days when everything was happy and
colorful and everything worked (XP)


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