Vistectomy - procedure performed on legacy computers by owners hoping to
upgrade their computer to run Vista.
Visturender - state of mind achieved by owners of legacy computers who
realize their computer will never, ever, run Vista with Aero Glass.
VistaCard - credit card used by owners of legacy computers to run out to
VistaUSA to buy new computer that WILL run Vista.
VistaUSA - new line of stores dedicated to selling only computers capable of
running Vista so buyers don't have to figure out if THAT computer will run
Vista.